Sexy Beasts

With Debbie Simon

Halloween is finally here, and that means candy, fun costumes, haunted houses and a prime excuse to try to scare the bejeezus out of your friends.

It’s also prime time for watching your favorite horror flicks full of masked serial killers, evil vampires, hungry werewolves and other monsters out for a bite or two. And while those films are always good for a chill or two, they can also evoke another kind of response altogether. We don’t know if it’s the proverbial propensity to love a bad boy (or girl, as the case may be) even when you know they’re really not good for you, but while we wouldn’t want to be bosom buddies with Dracula or the local witch some of those monsters still have a certain … appeal.

We’ve rounded up a list of some of the sexiest beasts to appear in our nightmares over the years:

Santanico Pandemonium from “From Dusk Till Dawn”

Evil never looked so good (or danced so well). If you’re going to die, getting sucked dry by Salma Hayek wouldn’t be such a bad way to go, would it?

Photo source: http://www.blumhouse.com/2016/01/07/the-best-of-dump-month-13-great-horror-movies-that-came-out-in-january/

Imhotep from “The Mummy” and “The Mummy Returns”

He’s not exactly eye candy when first raised back from the dead, but we can think of a few good uses for the kind of intensity and focus the ancient Egyptian powerhouse demonstrates. Arnold Vosloo knows how to smolder.

Jennifer from “Jennifer’s Body”

She may have been an evil, man-eating succubus, but with Megan Fox in the title role, it wasn’t hard for this movie to make cannibalism look good.

Photo source: http://jennifersbody.wikia.com/wiki/Megan_Fox?file=Megan-fox-in-jennifers-body-2010-wide.jpg

Lestat from “Interview with a Vampire”

Because even pasty Brad Pitt is hot.

Photo source: http://www.nola.com/movies/index.ssf/2011/09/brad_pitt_says_interview_with.html

Sil from “Species”

We’re pretty sure we know a few guys who would be more than happy to help this sizzling hot alien with her mission.

Photo source: https://horriblyamazingfilms.com/category/blog-posts/page/3/

Lawrence Talbot from “The Wolfman”

The only think hotter than a bad boy is a reluctant bad boy. And Benicio del Toro does sexy and tortured better than just about anyone.

 Photo source: http://beniciosplace.yuku.com/topic/467/THE-WOLF-MAN-STEPS-UPTHEN-BACK-AGAIN?page=67#.WBN_ui3R_cs

Queen Akasha from “Queen of the Damned”

The ancient mother of all vampires may not have achieved her goal to rule over a world dominated by women and be worshipped as a goddess, but Aaliyah certainly looked the part.  

Photo source: https://beckybagshot.wordpress.com/2015/08/

Dracula from “Dracula 2000”

We know, we know, another vampire. But would this list be complete without the original? Besides, it’s not our fault Hollywood likes its bloodsuckers to be pretty. And a little bit of Gerard Butler makes any day better.

Photo source: https://beckybagshot.wordpress.com/2015/08/

Darkness from “Legend”

He’s far from the best-looking entry on this list, but there’s something about this evil, horned guy that makes us understand how Lili could be tempted to go over to the dark side. Maybe it’s the voice and the way those promises roll off his silky tongue, even if you know they’re all lies. Besides, Tim Curry can sell just about anything, even a sulky devil.

Photo source: http://www.nicoempire.com/top-10-best-photos-of-tim-curry/

Gareth Goblin King from “Labyrinth”

Okay, so this isn’t really a scary movie, but Gareth is the goblin king, so we say it counts. And we totally would have taken him up on his offer to stay, ridiculous 80s hair and all.

Photo source: http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/22/remember-the-babe-with-the-power-from-the-labyrinth-well-toby-frouds-grown-into-a-real-goblin-king-4771588/

Every body can be beautiful

With Debbie Simon

A certain presidential candidate has made headlines in recent months for body shaming — even referring to a former beauty queen as “Miss Piggy” — pointing out cellulite and extra pounds on celebrities has long been a staple of tabloid headlines, even fashion guru Tim Gunn recently called out designers for not being more flexible in the kind of bodies they create clothes for.

It’s no secret that everywhere you look, there are people telling you the way you look isn’t good enough. Whether you’re “too fat”, “too skinny”, “too short”, “too tall”, “too dark”, “too pasty”, no matter what you look like it seems like someone has something negative to say about it.

It can be hard to ignore those voices sometimes, but we’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: Everybody can be sexy. And a lot of it has to do with how you feel. Confidence can make even the plainest Jane more attractive. If you feel good you’ll look good is a cliché for a reason.

Here are a few tips to help you beat the haters and feel confident and sexy:

Get a new hair cut/style: First off, that scalp massage you get during the shampoo is a great, relaxing mood booster and worth the cost all by itself. Second, your hair never looks as good as it does fresh out of the stylist’s chair. For women especially, knowing your hair looks great is a good confidence — and who doesn’t enjoy the compliments as everyone takes in the new ’do?

Take a hint from Victoria’s Secret: When was the last time you bought a new bra? How long has it been since that bra has matched your underwear? Wearing a sexy new set of satin and lace under your clothes can make you feel just as good as it looks. It’s hard to feel bad about yourself when you know what’s hiding underneath that cardigan. (Hint: We carry some great lingerie here at the store, stop in and check out our selection.)

Pull your go-to “sexy jeans” out of the closet: We all have that one sweater, pair of heels, or little black dress that you know makes you look good. Break it out of the closet and head to the mall to get a matching pair.

Play pretend: Who didn’t borrow Mom’s makeup and jewelry and get dolled up in their fanciest dress to play princess as a kid? That same idea can work now. Think of your favorite celebrity or someone you admire and emulate their style for the day/night. Channel your inner Eva Mendes and you can’t help but feel sultry and desirable — and others may start to see you that way too.

Challenge yourself: Do something that you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t because it’s a little bit out of your comfort zone. Go skydiving, go on a cruise by yourself, get fluent in French, take those salsa dancing lessons. Overcoming your fear and that sense of accomplishment you’ll get will do wonders.

Get your sweat on: Working out isn’t always fun, but it does usually result in you feeling better about yourself, with the added bonus of doing something that is good for you. So lace up those running shoes or pull out that yoga mat and start sweating your way to body confidence.

Put a little pep in your step: Even if you don’t start off feeling that great about how you look that day, put a little swagger in your walk and eventually you won’t be able to help but feel at least as good as your strut says you do.

Revamp your playlist: Music is always a quick way to set the mood. Make a playlist of your favorite feel good tunes — the ones that always make you smile, sing along, and dance around the room. That kind of fun, happy energy is contagious, and others will definitely notice.

Show off your assets: Whether it’s your curves, your legs, or your eyes, we’ve all got at least one thing about ourselves we feel is our best feature. Play it up. Wear the skirt with the slit that lets those gorgeous gams take the spotlight, pull on that sweater that really makes your eyes pop. If you accentuate what you feel best about, others will focus on that too, and you can stress less about what you consider your less-than-perfect attributes.

Sneak peek

Take a look at what we’re bringing to Girls’ Night Out

With Debbie Simon

We issued you the invitation a couple weeks ago, but we’re going to give you a bit of a preview of what you can expect to find at our booth at the upcoming Girls Night Out at Peach Tree Event Center on Oct. 6 and the Ladies Night Out Expo at the Lodge of the Four Seasons on Nov. 3, where we’ll be selling “Desire … Fantasy and Fun.”

Have you ever wondered just how that much-touted silicone “skin” on some of the higher-end vibrators really feels? Just how much glide you can get from lubricant or how hot that arousal gel can get you? What those edible candies taste like? Grab your girlfriends and join us at Girls Night Out and Ladies Night Out to find out.

We will have some of our favorite "toys" set up on display so you can see them and feel them and understand how to use them. We will have oils and lubricants available as well some massage candles and edible candies and some women's arousal gels for women who are looking for a more stimulating experience. We will also have some light fetish things like blindfolds and handcuffs as this has really become a popular area in people's intimate lives (we’re looking at you, Fifty Shades!). We’ll have a few couples’ toys — including vibrating cock rings — that are designed specifically for couples play. Best of all, you’ll have the opportunity to take some of those products home with you when you sign up to win a box of Olde Un Fun.

Here’s a look at some of the things we’ll have for you to play with (we already talked about a couple of these back in March, this is your chance to interact with them in person):

Adam and Eve Thruster: This amazing vibrator thrusts up and down with a three-speed motor, has a unique swirl shape that holds on to lube and a seven-function, rabbit-style clit stimulator.

We-Vibe (pink): Takes couples to new heights of pleasure. Couples use it together during sex or when they're apart.

Sensuelle Pearl (purple): is one of the most revolutionary G-spot vibrators we've ever seen!

 Kama Sutra's Oil of Love: A delicious, kissable body oil that offers a delicate scent and enticing warmth.

Aromatics-Sensual Massage: Made with essential oils to promote deep relaxation, this rich, emollient formula makes it a pleasure to give or receive a sensuous, full-body massage.

Remote Control Waterproof Bullet: Enjoy powerful vibrations without having to worry about messy cords and wires. Just point the remote, flip the switch, and indulge


 Tickler: A fantastic invention for those teasing your partner to the point of goosebumps!

Join Olde Un for Ladies’ Night Out

With Debbie Simon

There are few things women look forward to like a night out with the girls. It’s a chance to let your hair down, catch up on all the best gossip and juiciest goings-on, enjoy a beverage or three and generally just relax and spend some time with your friends.

 

We have two opportunities coming up for you and your gal pals to join the Olde Un for an epic time -- at Girls Night Out at Peach Tree Event Center on Oct. 6 and the Ladies Night Out Expo at the Lodge of the Four Seasons on Nov. 3. “Dedicated to the celebration of women,” these two events give you the chance to shop, try samples from a slew of vendors, take in demonstrations and have the chance to win some fabulous door prizes. There will be live entertainment throughout the event, as well as food and drinks from your favorite area eateries. The events are a chance for “women of all ages to shop, play and be pampered,” and — best of all — they benefits the Community Breast Care Project.

We’ll be selling Desire…Fantasy and Fun. We’ll have some of our favorite toys on display so you and your friends can see them, feel them and understand how to use them. We will have oils and lubricants available as well, along with massage candles, edible candies and women’s arousal gel for those who are looking for a more stimulating experience. We will also have some light fetish things like blindfolds and handcuffs as this has really become a popular area in people's intimate lives — you can explore setting up your own 50 Shades fantasy.

We will have some give a ways, and one lucky visitor will win a whole box of Olde Un Fun.

Go to www.girlsnightoutcolumbia.com and www.ladiesnightoutexpo.com to RSVP ahead of time, and you will be entered to win an exclusive spa package!

If you can’t wait to enjoy a fun night out with your friends, check out our post on planning an epic bachelorette party — nobody has to be getting married for the girls to have a good time: http://oldeun.blogspot.com/2016/05/look-to-olde-un-when-planning-your.html

And don’t forget, every Monday is Ladies’ Night at the Olde Un, and ladies receive 20% off all day long.

Nine reasons you should be getting yourself off more

With Debbie Simon

Whether you’re in a relationship or you’re all by your lonesome, it’s always important to make sure to get in some quality alone time, if you know what we mean (and we know you do).

We’ve talked about how sex is good for your health, and getting in some quality masturbation time is just as important. Getting yourself off can improve your happiness and confidence and lower your stress levels. Even if you’re having getting it on regularly with a partner or two, solo sexy time can be good for you and for your sex life. Here are a few reasons why:

It makes you responsible for your own happiness. If you’re the one making sure you achieve orgasm it can be a reminder that you don’t have to rely on someone else — for sexual satisfaction or just being happy with/about yourself.

It can decrease your risk of prostate cancer. Multiple studies have shown that men who ejaculate frequently — at least a few times a week — are less likely to get prostate cancer.

It’s a natural pain reliever. Orgasms increase blood flow to your brain and reproductive organs, which helps soothe menstrual cramps and headaches.

It’s a fun stress reliever. We’ve talked about it before when touting the benefits of sex, an orgasm — with the flood of feel-good endorphins it releases in your body — is a great (not to mention fun) way to relax. So the next time juggling everything you have going on feels like it’s getting to be too much, go ahead and give yourself a little satisfaction and buy yourself some relief.

It can help curb cravings. On that same thread, those endorphins can help keep cravings for comfort foods like sweets and carbohydrates at bay. Oxytocin levels can be increased just through physical stimulation of the clitoris, vagina, cervix and breasts, so you don’t even necessarily have to reach climax to reap those benefits.

It can help you sleep better. Take advantage of the relaxation getting off can bring and just drift into a good night of sleep, which can lead to better cognitive function and a positive mood.

 It can help rev up your sex drive. We’ve all been there — sometimes you’re just not in the mood, and sometimes it’s more than just one night of being too tired to do anything but pass out in bed. It’s also not uncommon to lose a little of that excitement when you’ve been with your partner for a while. Masturbation can help put you in a sexy mood, and sometimes both of you can benefit.

It feels good. Really, despite all of the above, you don’t have to get any deeper than “because I like it.”

It’s one more reason to visit the Olde Un. You don’t really need an excuse to come visit us — we’re always happy to see you — but we have a full selection of products that can help your alone time a more pleasurable experience, so come on down and let us help you have some Olde Un Fun!

Olympic eye candy

Are you having as much fun watching the games in Rio as we are?

With Debbie Simon

We’ve said it to you before — there are few things as sexy as someone who is confident in themselves. And who is more confident in their body and what it can do than an Olympic-caliber athlete? With that in mind, we offer up a list of some of our favorite examples of confident sexiness as embodied by some of our U.S. athletes competing in Rio this month:

Ryan Lochte, swimming

Source: http://www.eonline.com/shows/what_would_ryan_lochte_do/news/411992/5-reasons-why-ryan-lochte-should-be-president

Alex Morgan, soccer

Source: https://www.pinterest.com/explore/alex-morgan/

Ben Provisor, wrestling

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/search/ben%20provisor

Allison Stokke, track and field (pole vault)

Source: http://www.lazygirls.info/Allison_Stokke/Instagram_Mar_2016_Y5CXt5NZ

Daryl Homer, fencing

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2eXxTqNB9Y

Anthony Ervin, swimming

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3719628/Anthony-Ervin-going-gold-Rio-attempting-suicide-battling-alcohol-drug-addiction.html

Venus and Serena Williams, tennis

Source: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/05/watch-serena-williams-ace-a-dance-competition.html

Cody Miller, swimming

Ali Krieger, soccer

Source: http://poetryslam12.tumblr.com/post/128472201372/kriegymacandcheesy-youve-got-a-smile-that

David Boudia, diving

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRJwWNTgZo4

Foluke Akinradewo, indoor volleyball

Source: http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/3Lumvvblu25/USA+Indoor+Volleyball+Portrait+Shoot/rkxhitZEYAY/Foluke+Akinradewo

Natasha Hastings, track and field

Source: http://www.athleticsweekly.com/featured/natasha-hastings-team-spirit-42728

Sam Mikulak, gymnastics

Source: http://www.nbcolympics.com/news/qa-sam-mikulak

Corey Cogdell-Unrein, trapshooting

Source: http://www.excellesports.com/news/watch-usa-shooting-corey-cogdell-unrein/

Nathan Adrian, swimming

Source: http://www.teamusa.org/News/2016/January/01/102-Athletes-To-Watch-In-2016

Enjoy the rest of the games!

Flashback to when our politicians had a prettier side

With Debbie Simon

We’re hip-deep in election season, and whether it’s presidential candidates tossing around threats and insults or state politicians resorting to mud-slinging and over-the-top ad campaigns, things have already started to get pretty ugly.

So we decided to take this opportunity to bring you a Flashback Friday post with a bit of a political theme. Here’s a look at a few prominent figures when they were still young and pretty, before the ugliness of politics had chance to wear them down:

Hillary Clinton

Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/24/us/politics/for-paul-and-janna-ryan-a-union-across-political-lines.html?_r=0

Donald Trump

Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/24/us/politics/for-paul-and-janna-ryan-a-union-across-political-lines.html?_r=0

Barack Obama

Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159856/How-President-Obama-decided-black-obsessively-listened-Bob-Marley-called-Oreo-black-students-university.html

Paul Ryan

Source:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Source: http://time.com/3714172/ruth-bader-ginsburg-young-photos/

Joe Biden

Source : http://www.thefrisky.com/2014-08-01/vice-president-joe-biden-celebrated-throwbackthursday-by-posting-this-seriously-bangable-photo-from-his-youth/

Mitt Romney

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/50-photographs-of-mitt-romney-as-a-young-man?utm_term=.dhqydXK4v#.obWYLmOpo

Nancy Pelosi

Source: http://izismile.com/2011/08/24/famous_celebrities_when_they_were_young_31_pics-24.html

Marco Rubio

Source: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/04/young-marco-rubio-stuns-media-with-his-charisma.html

Elizabeth Warren

Source: http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/us_politics/2011/11/elizabeth_warren_shows_softer_side_new_ad

Cory Booker

Source: https://twitter.com/TajMagruder/status/482355274510893056/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw