Olde Un’s Favorite Things

With Debbie Simon

The holiday shopping season is upon us and Black Friday seems like a good time to share a few of our favorite things here at the Olde Un. These are our top picks for gifts that will make your partner’s Christmas (and yours too!) a little more fun in the best way.

Magic Wand-Amazing Power….for if you want to soothe an aching shoulder or want a more personal massage experience. Since the late 70s, many therapists and advisers have specifically recommended the Magic Wand to their clients as the superior choice, thanks to its deep, powerful and pleasure-filled vibrations. We have the original, deluxe and unplugged versions!

Sensuelle Femme Luxe 10 Function Rabbit Massager….within the tip is a ball shaped stimulator that has a unique 3 speed up and down motion. It has two motors and 10 functions.

Kama Sutra Honey Dust….dust this incredibly fine powder on your lover, leaving a silky soft glow, a delicate fragrance and an irresistible lure. Honeysuckle is our favorite flavor, but it comes in strawberry, chocolate and raspberry as well.

Don’t forget about the Olde Un when you’re doing your holiday shopping this year — your partner has been good all year, don’t they deserve something naughty as a reward?

And if you need a break from too much family time as the holiday season moves on, you can always escape to the Olde Un! We’ll be open Christmas Eve from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Christmas Day from noon to midnight; New Year’s Eve 7 a.m. to 2 a.m.; and New Year’s Day noon to midnight.

Thankful for good puns (and porn)

With Debbie Simon

November is a month for giving thanks, and one of the things we at the Olde Un are most thankful for is our loyal customer base. One way we plan to say “Thank you” is by holding a Customer Appreciation Week, with half-price entry to the Olde Un Theatre Nov. 13-19. Never experienced the fun to be had in our theatre? Now’s the perfect time to try it out, with tickets only $5 for a full week.

To help celebrate Customer Appreciation Week, we present you with a roundup of our favorite “punny” adult movie titles:

“Star Whores”

“Romancing the Bone”

“Shaving Ryan’s Privates”

“Remember the Tight Ones”

“Diddle Her on the Roof”

“Edward Penishands”

“Sleazy Riders”

“Whorey Potter”

“Throbbin Hood”

“Forrest Hump”

“For Your Thighs Only”

“Inspect Her Gadget”

“Good Will Humping”

 

“The Sperminator”

“The Joy Suck Club”

Whether you enjoy a good pun, good porn, or both, come join us for some Olde Un Fun during Customer Appreciation Week! And if you need a break from too much family time as the holiday season moves on, don’t forget you can escape to the Olde Un! We’ll be open Thanksgiving Day from noon to midnight; Christmas Eve from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Christmas Day from noon to midnight; New Year’s Eve 7 a.m. to 2 a.m.; and New Year’s Day noon to midnight.