With Debbie Simon
November is a month for giving thanks, and one of the things
we at the Olde Un are most thankful for is our loyal customer base. One way we
plan to say “Thank you” is by holding a Customer Appreciation Week, with
half-price entry to the Olde Un Theatre Nov. 13-19. Never experienced the fun
to be had in our theatre? Now’s the perfect time to try it out, with tickets
only $5 for a full week.
To help celebrate Customer Appreciation Week, we present you
with a roundup of our favorite “punny” adult movie titles:
“Star Whores”
“Romancing the Bone”
“Shaving Ryan’s Privates”
“Remember the Tight Ones”
“Diddle Her on the Roof”
“Edward Penishands”
“Sleazy Riders”
“Whorey Potter”
“Throbbin Hood”
“Forrest Hump”
“For Your Thighs Only”
“Inspect Her Gadget”
“Good Will Humping”
“The Sperminator”
“The Joy Suck Club”
Whether you enjoy a good pun, good porn, or both, come join
us for some Olde Un Fun during Customer Appreciation Week! And if you need a
break from too much family time as the holiday season moves on, don’t forget
you can escape to the Olde Un! We’ll be open Thanksgiving Day from noon to
midnight; Christmas Eve from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Christmas Day from noon to
midnight; New Year’s Eve 7 a.m. to 2 a.m.; and New Year’s Day noon to midnight.
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