50 Shades of fun for Valentine’s Day!

With Debbie Simon

 

50 Shades Darker is finally here — and so is Valentine’s Day — so we’re celebrating with a fun new contest!

The first 50 customers to walk in our doors on Valentine’s Day will receive a free gift, and will also be registered to win the GRAND PRIZE of a $100 gift card to LongHorn Steakhouse and two tickets to see 50 Shades Darker. You’ll have a 1-in-50 chance to win! The drawing will be at 5 p.m., but the winner need not be present to win. We’ll also have 96.7 KCMQ doing a remote broadcast from 4-6 p.m.

Speaking of Valentine’s Day, have you purchased a gift for your special someone yet? Come to Olde Un and find something you’ll both appreciate – and perhaps can use to recreate your favorite scene from the movie at home. We’re currently offering 25% off all lingerie – including boots and shoes! If you’re looking for something we don’t have in-store we can always order it for you, or you can visit our online shop at https://www.oldeunfun.com/online-shop and have some Olde Un Fun delivered right to your door!

Thankful for good puns (and porn)

With Debbie Simon

November is a month for giving thanks, and one of the things we at the Olde Un are most thankful for is our loyal customer base. One way we plan to say “Thank you” is by holding a Customer Appreciation Week, with half-price entry to the Olde Un Theatre Nov. 13-19. Never experienced the fun to be had in our theatre? Now’s the perfect time to try it out, with tickets only $5 for a full week.

To help celebrate Customer Appreciation Week, we present you with a roundup of our favorite “punny” adult movie titles:

“Star Whores”

“Romancing the Bone”

“Shaving Ryan’s Privates”

“Remember the Tight Ones”

“Diddle Her on the Roof”

“Edward Penishands”

“Sleazy Riders”

“Whorey Potter”

“Throbbin Hood”

“Forrest Hump”

“For Your Thighs Only”

“Inspect Her Gadget”

“Good Will Humping”

 

“The Sperminator”

“The Joy Suck Club”

Whether you enjoy a good pun, good porn, or both, come join us for some Olde Un Fun during Customer Appreciation Week! And if you need a break from too much family time as the holiday season moves on, don’t forget you can escape to the Olde Un! We’ll be open Thanksgiving Day from noon to midnight; Christmas Eve from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Christmas Day from noon to midnight; New Year’s Eve 7 a.m. to 2 a.m.; and New Year’s Day noon to midnight.