The Five Toys We Can’t Stop Recommending to Customers With Debbie Simon

Whether you’ve scored some time for yourself or you’re with a partner, sex toys are always a fun way to kick things up a notch in the bedroom. Here are a few of our staff favorites right now:

Romance Massage Sucking Rabbit: We can hardly keep this one on the shelves! The new Romance Massage isn’t your mother’s vibrator. A small horn on the outside stimulates your clit with “delicate suction and tingling stimulation” in addition to the traditional vaginal stimulation. This new favorite features 12 functions of suction and vibration and its curved head targets the G-spot with pin-point precision and its smooth silicone slides across the skin with ease. Our first shipment flew off the shelves, and we expect this to continue to find its way into the hearts (among other places) of our customers.

 

The Womanizer: The Womanizer clitoris stimulator also applies suction directly to the clitoris at selectable intensities and is pretty much guaranteed to bring you to orgasm in short order. Its design may not look overly impressive, but don’t let that fool you — The Womanizer knows how to get the job done. As Cosmopolitan reviewer Krista McHarden says, “It’s what I imagine receiving oral sex from a tongue possessed by a SEX ANGEL would be like.”

Sensuelle Point: With a shaft twice dipped in silicone, the Sensuelle Point provides an ultra-smooth, sensual feel. This super bullet has 20 mind-blowingly intense modes, so one touch is all you’ll need to help you achieve “la petite mort.”

Adam and Eve Thruster: The first silicone thrusting vibrator, the A&E Thruster provides constant thrusting motions, thanks to a three-speed motor in the shaft. The 10” x 1.5” shaft has a unique swirl shape that holds on to lube for a perfect feel. And of course there’s the ever-popular, the seven-function rabbit-style clit stimulator to make sure you get where you need to go. The Thruster is waterproof, which means you can have some fun with your new friend in the bath or shower.

Gvibe 2: This “impressively smart toy” is a step up from the original, with three powerful motors — one at the base and one at each tip — that now allow for prostate massage.  Its improved silicone is even smoother than before and has extra flexibility. With its two tips and six new vibration modes with changeable intensity, the only limit to what you can do with the Gvibe 2 is your imagination.

Now that we’ve given you a few ideas, be sure to come in to the Olde Un, or visit our website at www.oldeunfun.com and let us help you find your favorite new toy!

Looking Gorgeous! with Debbie Simon

One of my favorite gifts during the holiday season is lingerie. Whether giving or getting, lingerie is a great way to say, I love you, You’re beautiful, I want you…and so much more.

At Olde Un, we have lingerie for everyone, whatever your size or sexual preference. And although lingerie can be one of the most beautiful clothing items we can put on our bodies, it sometimes can be intimidating and uncomfortable. So here are our best tips for rocking that lingerie as only you can!

1.    CONFIDENCE
Number One for a very important reason! Being confident in your own skin is the sexiest thing in the world. There very likely may be some fear when it comes to getting naked, but be encouraged. You aren’t the only one. Go ahead,  put yourself out there, and fake it ‘til you make it! Your partner loves you for you. So let that perfection vibe go, put away those Photoshopped magazines (forever, please) and bring out your beautiful self.

You both will enjoy the experience more when you let that confidence shine!

2.    Select lingerie YOU love
Making a lingerie selection should be fun. Don’t feel the need to pick the most racy teddy on the rack, any particular style, or even a particular color. When you browse through our store, you’ll find lingerie in bright colors as well as black, skin-tight revealing items and flowing baby doll styles that work to accentuate the positive (you get the idea). Remember, you’re wearing the lingerie, don’t let the lingerie wear you.

Get something you absolutely LOVE!

3.    Comfort is FUN
I admit, I’ve purchased lingerie because it looked good on the model that was printed on the tag. I get it home and it’s tight enough to cut the circulation off to the entire bottom half of my body! Yes, lingerie is a completely different feeling than wearing your old “comfortable” t-shirt and shorts, but make sure you get home with something that you can actually walk around in.

There isn’t anything sexy about a bound up, strangled partner (unless you’re into that sort of thing).  ;)

4.    Your ASSETS
There is lingerie that makes a booty shine. Lingerie that really shows off the girls. Lingerie that will make your legs look ten feet long. Pick out lingerie that shows off your best assets. And minimizes the parts that you may be less confident about.

Proud of your luscious curves? Baby doll gowns show off your bust and flatter just about any shape. Think you’ve got an amazing booty? Give your lover a peek of what’s to come with a form-fitting chemise. Considering a jaw-dropping striptease? A black garter slip, revealed after peeling away your everyday layers, can do no wrong. Take this as your lingerie rule of thumb: If you feel amazing, you’ll look amazing, and vice versa!

5.    Get out there and just DO IT!
Don’t talk yourself out of it. Lingerie can really add excitement to your sex life. The right lingerie can bring excitement for years to come. Your partner will never get tired of seeing you strut around in all your confident glory.

So put these tips to use and wrap up a special package for your loved one this holiday season. Santa Daddy will be oh so very excited to open your ‘present’.

What Women Want

By Debbie Simons

Women have a lot of power when it comes to getting sex when they want it. And they know what they like. So how does a man communicate his best attributes? Here are some things women like, so put your best foot forward men….

Honesty – Believe it or not, it’s number one. In survey after survey, trust and honesty consistently come in as number one. Think women want you to lie to them to save their feelings? They don’t. They aren’t asking for it and they deserve better than that.

Trust isn’t just a big deal for women, it affects you both. Past baggage, fear, alcohol and drugs, childhood experiences and more situations can make a man’s (or women’s) vision of honesty skewed. Throw that luggage out and get real, Dudes. Your woman will value and respect you for being honest, just as you will her. Especially when it’s hard.

Confidence – Women want a confident man. Confident in who you are. It may sound cliché but women want a man with a quiet confidence who compares himself to no one. Now don’t get confidence confused with a big ego or arrogance. We’ll see right through that curtain. Confident men don’t require a big ego. They understand their worth and who they are. So be confident. Know your value.

Be Attentive – Gifts? Compliments? Women really want to know that you’re thinking about them. Even if you just tell a woman that you don’t like it that she’s out with another guy, she’ll love it, because it means you were thinking about her. Do women wear sexy outfits on accident? Do they spend two hours on their hair because they love their flat iron? No way. They want to know that you understand how amazing and beautiful they are. Women notice these details and they respond.

Intellect – Do women like a man with a well-hung brain? You bet. Women love a man who is interested in her, and what she finds interesting. Not only that, she is intrigued when a man wants to learn new things and grow his mind. Having an intellectual curiosity is like releasing extra pheromones to a woman. Yummy…

Sense of Humor – Almost goes without saying. Funny guys get all the girls. You know it.

Passion – Passion for them. Passion for your career. Passion for your goals. Passion in your values and beliefs. Grab some passion and grow it. It will not only make you H-O-T to women, it will make you happier and more fulfilled as well.

But what about the physical stuff? We know you men like to look at the perfectly Photoshop’ed model. Do you expect everyone you sleep with to measure up to those impossible standards? Of course not! Neither do women expect you to be as fit as Channing Tatum or as perfectly chiseled as George Clooney. Some women love bald men, some love lots of hair to run their fingers through. Some love big muscles, some not so much. So don’t be caught up in the mirror. We aren’t.

Now get out there and find your Princess!

Our 8 Favorite Strange Sex Laws

There are some very weird laws about sex out there Friends. Even in the good ole' U S of A. Here are 8 of our favorites from around the world. Enjoy!  - Debbie

Sex and the Waiting Game by Debbie Simon

We are asked a lot of interesting questions here at Olde Un…questions about products, positions, even questions about sexual health issues. But one of the most fun questions we receive is about dating…”How long should we date before we have sex?”

Are there rules for this? Let’s explore that concept. But before I go into that I have to state that if there are religious or cultural reasons then by all means, stick to those. This blog is more for the average Jane or Joe, who just wants to figure out what’s proper.

Rules are not a bad thing. And there are as many rules about sex as there are sexual positions. My only rule is trust my instincts. In terms of relationships and sex, there is no right answer. However, there are a lot of variables.

So if you have decided it’s time to take that plunge, ask yourself why. Is your partner putting on the pressure and you’re afraid to lose him/her? Is that person hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire and you’re horny enough to jump in with them? Has it just been too long? Do you want to stay with them forever and show them how you feel? These are the kinds of questions you can ask yourself, but ultimately, it’s going to come down to trusting your instincts and deciding for yourself, not someone else, whether it’s time to GO FOR IT!

According to Patti Stanger, you should always wait until there is a joint decision on monogamy. There is a long-standing unspoken rule by many men that the third date is when that big event is going to happen. And Steve Harvey writes in his book, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, to wait at least 90 days before you give it up.

But do the experts know you? Do they know your partner? Have they had a stellar relationship life? Hmmmm, I’m going to say that rules are stupid. As long as you know that sex is an intimate, personal, emotional and powerful act, you have all the tools to make an educated decision on what’s right for you.

The theory about sex that disturbs me the most is the idea that a person can use it as a control or manipulation tool. Either holding out to push or punish your partner or giving it up and making your partner feel guilty later. One of my favorite illustrations of this idea is the song Paradise By The Dashboard Lights by Meatloaf. The struggle is real Friends. 

The most important thing is to know yourself, know your partner, talk about it first, think on it for a bit, then make your choice. And remember, there is no right or wrong decision. All we can ever do is take the information we have at any given moment and make the best decision we can. No matter if it is the first date or the twentieth, if you are with the right person it will all work out in the end. Sex will never, and should never, be the deciding factor in the success of a relationship. If things don’t work out the way you had planned, at least you’ve learned something. And hopefully had a whole lot of fun in the process!

Although we would never claim to be relationship experts here at Olde Un, we DEFINITELY are the experts when it’s time to find something fun to spice up your relationship! Come in and see us today!

The Five Best New Toys for Women in 2015

With Debbie Simon

New toys are always so exciting and this year is better than ever! From newly designed Rabbits to Super Bullets with 20 speeds! It’s going to be a great ride!
So here are our top picks for 2015…ENJOY!

1) The Sensuelle Impulse  exceeds  expectations. The  deceptively simple, sleek design starts with subtle grooves and continues on to the special hook handle. Its deeply intense motor, with multi-function modes, is designed to create powerful sensations easily with the touch of a finger. The unique touch sensor mode will automatically start upon contact with your body and will delight you with 7 different vibration functions. But it doesn’t end there. Each groove on the Sensuelle Impulse represents a different sensor region with varying intensities. Easily switch between the 7 Vibration Functions and touch Sensor Mode at the push of a button. And let’s not forget the special hook handle that allows the Sensuelle Impulse to be enjoyed externally or internally, and either as a vaginal or anal toy.

2) Get ready for the new Jack Rabbit! The Rabbit has been a favorite for years, and their new Triple Motor Silicone Jack Rabbit is the most incredibly powerful Rabbit ever built! With three motors strategically placed in the tip, shaft and rabbit, you will jump for joy when you feel the power. There are 7 functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation along with three speeds of independent shaft rotation and vibrations. This Rabbit has it all!





3) Waterproof travel important in your life? You’ll love the Silhouette 17. With its flexible shaft, incredible durability and beautiful design, this vibrator has some of the best new technology on the market. Dual motors with 10 incredible functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation and intense incremental speed control. Trust us, this one aims to please.

4) Do you love a good strap-on but hate the straps? You have to try the new Love Rider. Strapless and rechargeable, this great new toy offers dual motors with 30 functions of intense vibration, pulsation and escalation. Made with high grade silicone for your comfort and safety, it’s built to last. The large probe measures an impressive 7.75 inches long by 1.5 inches around for 100 inches of fun!






5) If 7 modes won’t cut it, you’ll love the Sensuelle Point. Twice dipped in silicone, to give you an ultra-smooth, silky, sensual feel, it is beautiful to touch and as intense as anything on the market. This baby is not just a bullet, it’s a brand new breed of bullet that will redefine what a good bullet is. The Super Bullet…with 20 mind-blowing modes!  One touch and you will definitely understand the sensation!




Toys are a great way to spice up your night with your partner, keep your body health (see our previous blog post), and help you get to know your body better. Don’t be afraid to try something new! And as always, if you have questions, come by and speak to any of our knowledgeable and experienced staff.

Great News! Masturbation is Good for You!

In the past, masturbation has gotten a bum rap. The many strange myths about masturbation are as numerous as the slang terms. Blindness and Insanity...Infertility...Even that masturbation can make your sexual organs fall off or make your hands pregnant after death!  

It is amazing that anyone could believe these myths. But I have some good news! Masturbation has some great health benefits…physical, emotional, and physiological. So whether you are into ‘Paddling the Pink Canoe’, ‘Cranking the Shank’ or ‘Polishing the Pearl,’ make sure you are getting your fill of orgasms!

Enjoy Our Favorite 6 Benefits to Masturbation…

1.  Hormonal and Tension Release – Orgasms provide a great endorphin release in your body. Endorphins are key relaxation tools. Not only will you feel relaxed and happy, having orgasms will increase your pelvic floor strength through the contractions that happen during orgasm.
   
2. Improved Immune Function and Decreased Depression – The release of endorphins and oxytocin in your body can improve your overall health and make you feel lighter. A great way to lift your spirits without a prescription!
   
3. Protection from STD’s and STI’s – You can’t give yourself a sexually-transmitted disease or sexually-transmitted infection! If you are not in a relationship, this is a great way to keep your sexual juices flowing without the potential risks of a partner.
   
4.  Cervical and Urinary Tract Infection Prevention – Through a process called ‘tenting’ in women, bacteria and cervical fluids are released. Tenting also stretches the cervix and thus the cervical mucous. Releasing stored fluids is a great way to maintain the health of your vagina, cervix and uterus.
   
5. Knowing Your Body and Improving Your Sex Life with Your Partner – Understanding your
   
   body and sharing masturbation with a partner can improve your sex life and improve your physical relationship with them. Promoting a healthy, open sexual relationship with   your partner is proven to help couples make their relationships stronger and more intimate.
   
6. And Men, there is a super important benefit for you – Orgasms are key in reducing your risk of prostate cancer, most likely by giving the prostate a chance to flush out potential cancer-causing agents.

The best reason of all…IT FEELS F*%+ING AMAZING! This reason explains itself. No need to mark your calendar, the best day to start is today!