Talk Dirty To Me with Debbie Simon

There is nothing sexier than a partner who knows how to arouse with just words. The art of dirty talk comes so easily for a few, but for most of us it takes a lot of practice, the right partner, and a good sense of humor. Starting off yelling “I want you to stick your big dick in my ass!” at your partner may not be the best way to initiate dirty talk. Particularly if the two of you have not delved into this realm before. So let’s uncover the best ways to get this party started.

The right frame of mind. – It will really help to get your head in the right place. Put on something sexy, wear your favorite perfume, think about the last time the two of you had sex and revel in the feeling. Put yourself in the mood and think about what you would like to say to your partner.



Start early and set the mood. – Sext your partner throughout the day. A simple “I’m thinking about you” or “I can’t wait to get you home and tear your clothes off” will have your partner in the mood before they even step in the door. CLICK HERE for Love Panky’s list of 20 sexy text messages to get your partner’s heart (and other body parts) throbbing.  

During the day work to set a romantic mood. Make the bed. Put on some new undies. Break out the candles and get ready. That man/woman will come screaming through the door wanting something special from you.

The voice and the words. – Lower your voice just a little bit. Speak more slowly and deliberate. Make a mental list of the words you want to use. Does your partner have a nice butt, voice, lips, chest, legs? Start out complimenting your favorite parts of their body. Everyone likes compliments and knowing that their partner notices. Focus your attention and your words on their sexiest parts.

Now the fun starts. – Remember to not take it too seriously and start slow, particularly if you haven’t engaged in dirty talk in the past. You can start with phrases like…

“I love the things you do with your tongue”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”

When things get more heated…

“I want to rub my pussy all over your face”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”

Boundaries – It is important to talk about any words your partner never wants to hear before you start. Many women have a very strong opinion about the use of the word “cunt” and there are many others. Dirty talk is never disrespect it is sex play. Please keep that in mind or you may not get what you are going for.

If you have been silent in the bedroom before, this may seem like speaking a foreign language to you. That’s ok! Talk to your partner about it beforehand. Tell them you want to expand your vocabulary and ask that they be your biggest supporter and help with the process. And if you want some support, stop in! We have the best books, videos and advice to help expand your sexual repertoire.


Enjoy the F-U-N!

Sexy New Year with Debbie Simon

At Olde Un, we are ready to bring in the new year with a BANG! As we are planning our party, we’ve gathering the best ideas just for you. Get it on!

Dress like you’re READY! – Put on the glamour and the glitter! You’ll feel extra special and confident and the pictures will be fabulous for years to come! And don’t forget the shoes!

Make SEXY COCKTAILS AND SERVE SEXY FOOD – We love new, yummy cocktails. Tipsy Bartender has the most amazing, sexy cocktails out there. Check out SEX IN THE DRIVEWAY! Keep it Sexy! 

Play SEXY GAMES – We really love Wooden Spoons! Blindfold someone and give him/her two wooden spoons. The blindfolded individual must identify each person at the party by touching them only with the spoons (anywhere they like). When someone is identified, they are ‘It’...Strip Poker. Spin The Bottle. There are so many sexy games to choose from!

 Play SEXY MUSIC – Whether you are a Pandora, Spotify or Amazon Music fan, sexy music is one of the BEST ways to kick up a party!

The most important thing is to SMILE AND LET GO!!! Live it up and find that perfect person to kiss at the stroke of midnight! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

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Looking Gorgeous! with Debbie Simon

One of my favorite gifts during the holiday season is lingerie. Whether giving or getting, lingerie is a great way to say, I love you, You’re beautiful, I want you…and so much more.

At Olde Un, we have lingerie for everyone, whatever your size or sexual preference. And although lingerie can be one of the most beautiful clothing items we can put on our bodies, it sometimes can be intimidating and uncomfortable. So here are our best tips for rocking that lingerie as only you can!

1.    CONFIDENCE
Number One for a very important reason! Being confident in your own skin is the sexiest thing in the world. There very likely may be some fear when it comes to getting naked, but be encouraged. You aren’t the only one. Go ahead,  put yourself out there, and fake it ‘til you make it! Your partner loves you for you. So let that perfection vibe go, put away those Photoshopped magazines (forever, please) and bring out your beautiful self.

You both will enjoy the experience more when you let that confidence shine!

2.    Select lingerie YOU love
Making a lingerie selection should be fun. Don’t feel the need to pick the most racy teddy on the rack, any particular style, or even a particular color. When you browse through our store, you’ll find lingerie in bright colors as well as black, skin-tight revealing items and flowing baby doll styles that work to accentuate the positive (you get the idea). Remember, you’re wearing the lingerie, don’t let the lingerie wear you.

Get something you absolutely LOVE!

3.    Comfort is FUN
I admit, I’ve purchased lingerie because it looked good on the model that was printed on the tag. I get it home and it’s tight enough to cut the circulation off to the entire bottom half of my body! Yes, lingerie is a completely different feeling than wearing your old “comfortable” t-shirt and shorts, but make sure you get home with something that you can actually walk around in.

There isn’t anything sexy about a bound up, strangled partner (unless you’re into that sort of thing).  ;)

4.    Your ASSETS
There is lingerie that makes a booty shine. Lingerie that really shows off the girls. Lingerie that will make your legs look ten feet long. Pick out lingerie that shows off your best assets. And minimizes the parts that you may be less confident about.

Proud of your luscious curves? Baby doll gowns show off your bust and flatter just about any shape. Think you’ve got an amazing booty? Give your lover a peek of what’s to come with a form-fitting chemise. Considering a jaw-dropping striptease? A black garter slip, revealed after peeling away your everyday layers, can do no wrong. Take this as your lingerie rule of thumb: If you feel amazing, you’ll look amazing, and vice versa!

5.    Get out there and just DO IT!
Don’t talk yourself out of it. Lingerie can really add excitement to your sex life. The right lingerie can bring excitement for years to come. Your partner will never get tired of seeing you strut around in all your confident glory.

So put these tips to use and wrap up a special package for your loved one this holiday season. Santa Daddy will be oh so very excited to open your ‘present’.

What Women Want

By Debbie Simons

Women have a lot of power when it comes to getting sex when they want it. And they know what they like. So how does a man communicate his best attributes? Here are some things women like, so put your best foot forward men….

Honesty – Believe it or not, it’s number one. In survey after survey, trust and honesty consistently come in as number one. Think women want you to lie to them to save their feelings? They don’t. They aren’t asking for it and they deserve better than that.

Trust isn’t just a big deal for women, it affects you both. Past baggage, fear, alcohol and drugs, childhood experiences and more situations can make a man’s (or women’s) vision of honesty skewed. Throw that luggage out and get real, Dudes. Your woman will value and respect you for being honest, just as you will her. Especially when it’s hard.

Confidence – Women want a confident man. Confident in who you are. It may sound cliché but women want a man with a quiet confidence who compares himself to no one. Now don’t get confidence confused with a big ego or arrogance. We’ll see right through that curtain. Confident men don’t require a big ego. They understand their worth and who they are. So be confident. Know your value.

Be Attentive – Gifts? Compliments? Women really want to know that you’re thinking about them. Even if you just tell a woman that you don’t like it that she’s out with another guy, she’ll love it, because it means you were thinking about her. Do women wear sexy outfits on accident? Do they spend two hours on their hair because they love their flat iron? No way. They want to know that you understand how amazing and beautiful they are. Women notice these details and they respond.

Intellect – Do women like a man with a well-hung brain? You bet. Women love a man who is interested in her, and what she finds interesting. Not only that, she is intrigued when a man wants to learn new things and grow his mind. Having an intellectual curiosity is like releasing extra pheromones to a woman. Yummy…

Sense of Humor – Almost goes without saying. Funny guys get all the girls. You know it.

Passion – Passion for them. Passion for your career. Passion for your goals. Passion in your values and beliefs. Grab some passion and grow it. It will not only make you H-O-T to women, it will make you happier and more fulfilled as well.

But what about the physical stuff? We know you men like to look at the perfectly Photoshop’ed model. Do you expect everyone you sleep with to measure up to those impossible standards? Of course not! Neither do women expect you to be as fit as Channing Tatum or as perfectly chiseled as George Clooney. Some women love bald men, some love lots of hair to run their fingers through. Some love big muscles, some not so much. So don’t be caught up in the mirror. We aren’t.

Now get out there and find your Princess!

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Halloween is here and it’s time to get your sex on! I won’t waste any of your time, howl at the moon!

Crazy Ex's (In Honor Of Halloween)

with Debbie Simon

Oh, how we love Halloween at Old Un. The matching costumes for couples in love, the scary movies and all the wonderful tricks and treats…it’s all just F-U-N! In honor of Halloween, we are making October ‘Scary Blog Month’. So here are some of our favorite scary stories about Ex’s who just couldn’t quite get over that lost love (or maybe even some ideas for you if you have an ex you would like to send a trick to). Enjoy…

1) Debbie – I dated a man for one year. We were planning our lives together and even bought a home. Suddenly, he started acting distant and irritable. I just couldn’t figure it out. Until I followed him one night. He said he was out with a buddy. Of course he was. He was right at his buddy’s house and there she was. Ashley. I’ve hated that name ever since. Two months later they decided to tie the knot and I decided to send them a nice wedding gift. Everyone likes bacon, right?

2) Kevin – My ex-girlfriend was so pissed off at me for ending it, she went to every church within a 50 mile radius and signed me up for every mailing and email list she could. If I didn’t collect the mail every single day, my mailbox would be so full the postman would take it back to the post office and I would have to go collect it there. Not only that, my phone went nuts with all the calls from the churches wanting to send me bibles and collect money and pray for me. What a bitch!

3) Jen – My boyfriend broke up with me via text. Here is his ‘why’ text... 1) You refuse to update your relationship status on Facebook. 2) You won’t include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you. 3) You are rude to my cat and it makes me uncomfortable. 4) You do not share your time equally and by now your boyfriend should take priority. 5) Your swearing is very unladylike. 6) You won’t disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upward of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable.

4) Cody – Dumped her. She was flat-out crazy. So she went online and requested an army recruited contact me to sign up. Best six years of my life. Take that you crazy whore!

OK, so all is not lost. If you’ve lost a love there are some really great ways to move forward. So here are a few of our favorites..

1) No contact. No contact. No contact. Reject his/her phone number on your cell. Block him/her on Facebook. Stay away from him/her. Period. Simple to say. Hard to do.

2) Get engaged. Volunteer at a charity you like. Join a hiking club or a social club. There are lots of them on MeetUp. Go find some new people to connect with. It helps.

3) Wallow. Just take 24 hours and wallow all up in the middle of that shit! Cry! Watch sappy movies! Do all of those things that will make it hurt. FEEL it! Then after 24 hours put your damn big girl/boy panties on and move forward! 

4) Do something positive to learn from your experience. OK, I’m going to focus on the girls here, but here is a great video about getting the right mindset to attract what you want. Check it out...

5) Get a new puppy. I know, not everyone is going to agree with me on this one. But if I want to feel better after my dog dies, I’m going to get a new puppy.  F#*K YOU Psychologists, it will definitely make me feel better.

And the last thing that will definitely make you feel better…come see us…because we can make you howl at that Halloween moon in the most amazing ways. With or without a partner.   Happy Halloween Friends!