The Five Toys We Can’t Stop Recommending to Customers With Debbie Simon

Whether you’ve scored some time for yourself or you’re with a partner, sex toys are always a fun way to kick things up a notch in the bedroom. Here are a few of our staff favorites right now:

Romance Massage Sucking Rabbit: We can hardly keep this one on the shelves! The new Romance Massage isn’t your mother’s vibrator. A small horn on the outside stimulates your clit with “delicate suction and tingling stimulation” in addition to the traditional vaginal stimulation. This new favorite features 12 functions of suction and vibration and its curved head targets the G-spot with pin-point precision and its smooth silicone slides across the skin with ease. Our first shipment flew off the shelves, and we expect this to continue to find its way into the hearts (among other places) of our customers.

 

The Womanizer: The Womanizer clitoris stimulator also applies suction directly to the clitoris at selectable intensities and is pretty much guaranteed to bring you to orgasm in short order. Its design may not look overly impressive, but don’t let that fool you — The Womanizer knows how to get the job done. As Cosmopolitan reviewer Krista McHarden says, “It’s what I imagine receiving oral sex from a tongue possessed by a SEX ANGEL would be like.”

Sensuelle Point: With a shaft twice dipped in silicone, the Sensuelle Point provides an ultra-smooth, sensual feel. This super bullet has 20 mind-blowingly intense modes, so one touch is all you’ll need to help you achieve “la petite mort.”

Adam and Eve Thruster: The first silicone thrusting vibrator, the A&E Thruster provides constant thrusting motions, thanks to a three-speed motor in the shaft. The 10” x 1.5” shaft has a unique swirl shape that holds on to lube for a perfect feel. And of course there’s the ever-popular, the seven-function rabbit-style clit stimulator to make sure you get where you need to go. The Thruster is waterproof, which means you can have some fun with your new friend in the bath or shower.

Gvibe 2: This “impressively smart toy” is a step up from the original, with three powerful motors — one at the base and one at each tip — that now allow for prostate massage.  Its improved silicone is even smoother than before and has extra flexibility. With its two tips and six new vibration modes with changeable intensity, the only limit to what you can do with the Gvibe 2 is your imagination.

Now that we’ve given you a few ideas, be sure to come in to the Olde Un, or visit our website at www.oldeunfun.com and let us help you find your favorite new toy!

Getting Lucky with Debbie Simon

St. Paddy’s Day is just around the corner, and that has us thinking about getting lucky — the fun way. Even if you’re in a relationship, you’re not always guaranteed to get some whenever you want it (nor should you; there are few things less sexy than assuming sex is a done deal without putting in a little effort). Here are a few tips to increase your chances of getting lucky, even if you’re not wearing your favorite “Kiss me, I’m Irish” T-shirt.

If you’re single:

Get out there: Sitting at home wishing you were getting some action is not, in fact, going to get you any. Call up some friends and head out for a night on the town, hit the gym and go to that class you know the hot girl you’ve been eying takes every week, go to that special event you were invited too. If you’re too introverted to take on the social scene in person, take advantage of social media — there are countless dating apps and websites that give you the opportunity to make a connection without the stress of getting turned down in person, and it gives you an opportunity to show yourself in the best light without stumbling over yourself or your shyness making you awkward.

Be confident: You don’t have to look like a supermodel to be attractive; few things are as sexy as someone who is comfortable with who they are — would Clark Gable have been quite as attractive without that knowing grin of his? Wear something that makes you feel attractive and comfortable and go out there knowing you are a sexy beast, and others will respond. Just remember, there is a difference between confidence and arrogance — nobody wants a cocky jack wagon who thinks they’re God’s gift to the bedroom. 

Flattery will get you everywhere: That old saying about attracting more flies with honey absolutely applies here. Everyone likes hearing about something that makes them attractive — compliment her on how clever/insightful that comment was, tell him he has gorgeous eyes, point out their good dance moves. Highlighting your prospective partner’s good points is sure to make them notice yours.

Ask nicely: Sometimes it can be as simple as “ask and you shall receive.” If you’re feeling a spark and are ready to take things up a notch after spending the night flirting with your target, chances are they may be feeling the same. Invite them for a sleepover.

If you’re in a relationship:

Give your partner a sultry massage: Who doesn’t like a nice massage at the end of a long day? Light a few candles, put in some soothing music, break out the oil and get to work rubbing the kinks out of your partner’s shoulders and back — and maybe a few other places. If all that skin-to-skin contact doesn’t get them in the mood for something a little more active, we don’t know what will.

Satin and lace: Sexy lingerie is always a safe bet to get pulses racing. Surprise your partner with something new — whether it’s for you or for your partner, it’s always a present for both — and sparks are sure to fly.

Work out: Hit the gym, go for a run, pop in that Insanity DVD, do a little sparring. Whatever your physical activity of choice, all that heavy breathing and slick skin can’t help but remind you of getting hot and sweaty in more fun ways and is sure to lead to a little between-the-sheets exercise.

Send some steamy love notes: Sadly, unless it’s the weekend you can’t devote all your time to seducing your partner (and even weekends usually include other commitments). But that doesn’t mean you can’t prime the pump and set things up for later. A little sexting now can get both of you in the mood and make coming together when you get home all the better.

And a little something for everyone:

Please yourself: Sometimes things just don’t work out the way you hope. These ideas can help, but there’s really nothing you can do that carries a 100-percent guarantee that you’re getting laid tonight. Good thing you can always pop into the Olde Un and find a few new toys (although really, you should be doing that anyway). Keep those batteries handy and remember that old adage: If you want the job done right, do it yourself.

Stars Steaming Up the Silver Screen With Debbie Simon

The Oscar Awards are on Sunday, and while we’re happy it looks like Leonardo DiCaprio will be taking home his first golden man, we here at the Olde Un have some more fun viewing options in mind.

The list could be much longer, but here are a few of the sexiest star pairings to heat up the big screen:

Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas, Original Sin (2001)

Even discovering the sultry Julia/Bonnie isn’t who she claimed to be after she cons him out of his fortune is enough to cool Luis Vargas’ passion for her. This erotic thriller delivers on both counts, featuring some of the hottest and most memorable sex scenes found in film. The chemistry between Jolie and Banderas is sure to get you hot and bothered too.

Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke, 9 ½ Weeks (1986)

It may not be the highest-quality film ever made, but as far as erotic films go, 9 ½ Weeks has it all — gymnastic sex, stripping, food play, a bit of S&M. And let’s not forget the fun things Mickey can do with an ice cube.

Diane Lane and Olivier Martinez, Unfaithful (2002)

Almost from the moment they meet, Connie and Paul can’t keep their hands off each other. Whether it’s the thrill of something new, the allure of forbidden fruit or simply Martinez’ dark, brooding good looks, Lane’s character just can’t stay away — even with Richard Gere at home. Between the hot-and-heavy hookups at Paul’s apartment and the rough bathroom quickie while Connie’s friends wait at the table, adultery has never looked so good.

Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader, Secretary (2002)

This dark love story and the understated but tortured performances from Gyllenhaal and Spader isn’t as obviously hot and heavy as our other picks, but the slow development of the relationship proved just how sexy BDSM can be. In the end, you’re just as eager for the culmination of that relationship as Lee is. And kudos to Gyllenhaal and Spader for making the “affair with his secretary” trope kinky and fun again.

Kathleen Turner and William Hurt, Body Heat (1981)

Another erotic thriller featuring an illicit affair, the meetings between Ned and Matty/Mary Ann are just as steamy as those in Unfaithful — sometimes literally. After the slow buildup, Ned is so anxious to have Matty he breaks a glass door to get to her. And nobody can wear a simple white button down like Turner — it’s certainly enough to convince Hurt to help her kill her husband.

Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable, Gone With the Wind (1939)

Manipulative Scarlett had few problems twisting most men around her dainty little fingers, but she met her match in the roguish Rhett Butler, who found her more amusing than intimidating. Although nothing overly salacious happens between them onscreen, the sparks that flew whenever the pair matched wits (and wills) are a large reason the film was No. 2 on the American Film Institute’s 100 Years 100 Passions list.

Let's Make Valentine's Day SEXY! with Debbie Simon

There are a million and one ways to be sexy. And whether you’re sexy is like Kate Moss or Kim Kardashian, Ben Affleck or Hugh Jackman, here are 13 great ways to get your sexy on this Valentine’s Weekend...Enjoy!

1. Always make eye contact and be confident.
Looking people that you are interacting with squarely in the eye won’t only will boost your own confidence, but it’ll get people to see you as confident and in control, which usually translates to sexy. Remember, physical beauty is a key component to sex appeal, but what one person finds sexy the next may not. We all have our preferences, wants and needs.

2. Use your brain
Showing your big brain (without being a Smart A#*) is a definite turn-on. Keep that mind healthy by reading and keeping up with current topics. Most people find intelligence very sexy and being a dummy…not so much.

3. Be funny.
We’re not saying you have to win a Comedian of the year award. But not taking yourself, or the world around you, too seriously is major in terms of sexy. Believe it or not, a good sense of humor ranks in the top five in almost every single potential mate checklist.

4. Love your hair.
Get a new do or at least take good care of your own do. Don’t wait to get a haircut until your hair has grown half way down your back. You don’t have to spend $100 a month on cuts, colors and perms, but it is a good idea to get a trim more than once every five years.

5. Eat black licorice … and donuts.
Did you know? The Smell & Taste Treatment & Research Foundation in Chicago conducted a study looking at people, smells and sexual arousal. What did they find? Black licorice increased blood flow to a man’s penis by 13%! When they combined the smell of donuts with licorice the number jumped to 32!!

6. Get some new lingerie
Please do not use that same teddy for the next ten years! It’s a good idea to get your partner something new and yummy to look at occasionally. We’re not saying you have to buy a new outfit every week, but it is a great idea to update the pieces in your sexy drawer on occasion. We have lingerie that will make everyone look sexy! Give us a try…

7. Unfollow people who make you insecure.
Doesn’t matter if it’s the work-out queen/king from high school you follow on Facebook, the celebrity who’s had 26 plastic surgeries or the 20 year-old Victoria Secret model, if reading about or seeing someone makes you feel less than sexy, STOP WATCHING THEM!

8. Wear his shirt.
Not only will he find you sexy, sexy, sexy with your legs hanging out of the bottom of his shirt, you will feel all kinds of sexy with his manly scent dripping all over your chest.

9. Go slow.
Sometimes it’s hard not to get in a rush. Run down the hall to get to the bedroom. Skip the foreplay and head straight for home plate. Sex Coach Sean Jameson tells us that if you slow your movements and speech by just 10% you can turn your partner on more than ever. Just take your time and watch how sexy you become.

10. Have sex more.
Don’t wait for your partner. Just grab him or her and tell them how much you desire to be with them. Tell them all about how much you love their ass, boobs, hair, arms…whatever turns you on. Make sure your partner knows in no uncertain terms just how much you love having sex with them. One of the biggest turn-ons there is!

11. Don’t wear underwear on your date.
It may sound cliché, but letting your partner know that you are hanging out with a short skirt and now panties will drive him wild. You may not make it through dinner!

12. Put your phone away.
Listen up! The act of obsessively checking your phone every two minutes could be a real deal breaker when it comes to sex appeal. There’s nothing more rude than trying to have a conversation with a person who’s constantly staring at their screens—wouldn’t you be put off if someone were paying more attention to their iPhone than to you? Being present is sexy. Being preoccupied is not.

13. Be comfortable in your own skin.
Nothing says sexy like the swagger that comes with truly being comfortable with yourself. If you’re not, do something about it, whether that means joining a gym, getting a new job, moving to another city, or surrounding yourself with more supportive people. After all, complete confidence is the key component of sex appeal.

Talk Dirty To Me with Debbie Simon

There is nothing sexier than a partner who knows how to arouse with just words. The art of dirty talk comes so easily for a few, but for most of us it takes a lot of practice, the right partner, and a good sense of humor. Starting off yelling “I want you to stick your big dick in my ass!” at your partner may not be the best way to initiate dirty talk. Particularly if the two of you have not delved into this realm before. So let’s uncover the best ways to get this party started.

The right frame of mind. – It will really help to get your head in the right place. Put on something sexy, wear your favorite perfume, think about the last time the two of you had sex and revel in the feeling. Put yourself in the mood and think about what you would like to say to your partner.



Start early and set the mood. – Sext your partner throughout the day. A simple “I’m thinking about you” or “I can’t wait to get you home and tear your clothes off” will have your partner in the mood before they even step in the door. CLICK HERE for Love Panky’s list of 20 sexy text messages to get your partner’s heart (and other body parts) throbbing.  

During the day work to set a romantic mood. Make the bed. Put on some new undies. Break out the candles and get ready. That man/woman will come screaming through the door wanting something special from you.

The voice and the words. – Lower your voice just a little bit. Speak more slowly and deliberate. Make a mental list of the words you want to use. Does your partner have a nice butt, voice, lips, chest, legs? Start out complimenting your favorite parts of their body. Everyone likes compliments and knowing that their partner notices. Focus your attention and your words on their sexiest parts.

Now the fun starts. – Remember to not take it too seriously and start slow, particularly if you haven’t engaged in dirty talk in the past. You can start with phrases like…

“I love the things you do with your tongue”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”

When things get more heated…

“I want to rub my pussy all over your face”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”

Boundaries – It is important to talk about any words your partner never wants to hear before you start. Many women have a very strong opinion about the use of the word “cunt” and there are many others. Dirty talk is never disrespect it is sex play. Please keep that in mind or you may not get what you are going for.

If you have been silent in the bedroom before, this may seem like speaking a foreign language to you. That’s ok! Talk to your partner about it beforehand. Tell them you want to expand your vocabulary and ask that they be your biggest supporter and help with the process. And if you want some support, stop in! We have the best books, videos and advice to help expand your sexual repertoire.


Enjoy the F-U-N!

Sexy New Year with Debbie Simon

At Olde Un, we are ready to bring in the new year with a BANG! As we are planning our party, we’ve gathering the best ideas just for you. Get it on!

Dress like you’re READY! – Put on the glamour and the glitter! You’ll feel extra special and confident and the pictures will be fabulous for years to come! And don’t forget the shoes!

Make SEXY COCKTAILS AND SERVE SEXY FOOD – We love new, yummy cocktails. Tipsy Bartender has the most amazing, sexy cocktails out there. Check out SEX IN THE DRIVEWAY! Keep it Sexy! 

Play SEXY GAMES – We really love Wooden Spoons! Blindfold someone and give him/her two wooden spoons. The blindfolded individual must identify each person at the party by touching them only with the spoons (anywhere they like). When someone is identified, they are ‘It’...Strip Poker. Spin The Bottle. There are so many sexy games to choose from!

 Play SEXY MUSIC – Whether you are a Pandora, Spotify or Amazon Music fan, sexy music is one of the BEST ways to kick up a party!

The most important thing is to SMILE AND LET GO!!! Live it up and find that perfect person to kiss at the stroke of midnight! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

Your Naughty Christmas List by Debbie Simon