St. Paddy’s Day is just around the corner, and that has us
thinking about getting lucky — the fun way. Even if you’re in a relationship,
you’re not always guaranteed to get some whenever you want it (nor should you;
there are few things less sexy than assuming sex is a done deal without putting
in a little effort). Here are a few tips to increase your chances of getting
lucky, even if you’re not wearing your favorite “Kiss me, I’m Irish” T-shirt.
If you’re single:
Get out there: Sitting
at home wishing you were getting some action is not, in fact, going to get you
any. Call up some friends and head out for a night on the town, hit the gym and
go to that class you know the hot girl you’ve been eying takes every week, go
to that special event you were invited too. If you’re too introverted to take
on the social scene in person, take advantage of social media — there are
countless dating apps and websites that give you the opportunity to make a
connection without the stress of getting turned down in person, and it gives
you an opportunity to show yourself in the best light without stumbling over
yourself or your shyness making you awkward.
Be confident: You
don’t have to look like a supermodel to be attractive; few things are as sexy
as someone who is comfortable with who they are — would Clark Gable have been
quite as attractive without that knowing grin of his? Wear something that makes
you feel attractive and comfortable and go out there knowing you are a sexy
beast, and others will respond. Just remember, there is a difference between
confidence and arrogance — nobody wants a cocky jack wagon who thinks they’re
God’s gift to the bedroom.
Flattery will get you
everywhere: That old saying about attracting more flies with honey
absolutely applies here. Everyone likes hearing about something that makes them
attractive — compliment her on how clever/insightful that comment was, tell him
he has gorgeous eyes, point out their good dance moves. Highlighting your
prospective partner’s good points is sure to make them notice yours.
Ask nicely:
Sometimes it can be as simple as “ask and you shall receive.” If you’re feeling
a spark and are ready to take things up a notch after spending the night
flirting with your target, chances are they may be feeling the same. Invite
them for a sleepover.
If you’re in a relationship:
Give your partner a
sultry massage: Who doesn’t like a nice massage at the end of a long day?
Light a few candles, put in some soothing music, break out the oil and get to
work rubbing the kinks out of your partner’s shoulders and back — and maybe a
few other places. If all that skin-to-skin contact doesn’t get them in the mood
for something a little more active, we don’t know what will.
Satin and lace:
Sexy lingerie is always a safe bet to get pulses racing. Surprise your partner
with something new — whether it’s for you or for your partner, it’s always a
present for both — and sparks are sure to fly.
Work out: Hit the
gym, go for a run, pop in that Insanity DVD, do a little sparring. Whatever
your physical activity of choice, all that heavy breathing and slick skin can’t
help but remind you of getting hot and sweaty in more fun ways and is sure to
lead to a little between-the-sheets exercise.
Send some steamy love
notes: Sadly, unless it’s the weekend you can’t devote all your time to
seducing your partner (and even weekends usually include other commitments).
But that doesn’t mean you can’t prime the pump and set things up for later. A
little sexting now can get both of you in the mood and make coming together
when you get home all the better.
And a little something for everyone:
Please yourself: Sometimes
things just don’t work out the way you hope. These ideas can help, but there’s
really nothing you can do that carries a 100-percent guarantee that you’re
getting laid tonight. Good thing you can always pop into the Olde Un and find a
few new toys (although really, you should be doing that anyway). Keep those
batteries handy and remember that old adage: If you want the job done right, do
it yourself.
Romance
Massage Sucking Rabbit: We can hardly keep this one on the shelves! The new
Romance Massage isn’t your mother’s vibrator. A small horn on the outside
stimulates your clit with “delicate suction and tingling stimulation” in
addition to the traditional vaginal stimulation. This new favorite features 12
functions of suction and vibration and its curved head targets the G-spot with
pin-point precision and its smooth silicone slides across the skin with ease.
Our first shipment flew off the shelves, and we expect this to continue to find
its way into the hearts (among other places) of our customers.
Gvibe
2: This “impressively smart toy” is a step up from the original, with three
powerful motors — one at the base and one at each tip — that now allow for
prostate massage. Its improved silicone
is even smoother than before and has extra flexibility. With its two tips and
six new vibration modes with changeable intensity, the only limit to what you
can do with the Gvibe 2 is your imagination.
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