Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our friends and
patrons! We hope your holiday season has been merry, bright, and at least a
little bit dirty. In case all that holiday family time has left you short on
opportunities for Olde Un Fun, here are a few ideas to help make sure you get
the New Year off to a sexy start:
Shake things up: The
unexpected is always sexy. Do you usually go low key with your celebrations?
Then use New Year’s Eve as an excuse to get all dolled up and spend a night on
the town. Do you spend the rest of the year partying it up? Grab your favorite
partner and snuggle up at home with a special dinner for just the two of you.
Book a room:
Whether you plan to dance the night away at the club or spend the evening
lounging in bed, make it special by changing your location. Book yourself a
room in a swanky hotel. Order room service and then put that jetted tub to good
use!
Play games: We
know, we know, we suggested this one last year, but there’s a reason Game Night
is a perpetual favorite. Stock your bar, invite some friends over and prepare
for a night of fun and laughs. Truth or Dare; Strip Poker, Bingo, you-name it; Suck
and Blow; Flip, Sip or Strip – the options are endless!
Slip into something “more
comfortable”: No matter what your plans are for the night, knowing you look
good always makes you feel sexier. So go buy that flirty new dress you’ve been
eying and dust off those killer heels you’ve been saving for a special occasion
– this is it! And don’t forget, what you’ve got on underneath is just as
important, and we have plenty of sexy lingerie to help heat up your New Year
here at the Olde Un.
Whatever you do, make sure you have fun. And don’t forget,
we’ll be open on the holidays this year: 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. Christmas Eve, noon
to midnight Christmas Day, 7 a.m. to 2 a.m. New Year’s Eve and noon to midnight
New Year’s Day. Come in and see us!
Every year we’re reminded that Santa is keeping tabs on
who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. While the perks of making the nice list
are made pretty clear, we’re here to tell you that sometimes being naughty can
be a reward in and of itself. Here are a few fun ways to land yourself on
Santa’s Naughty List for all the right reasons.
Take in a peep show.
Santa’s not the only one who likes to watch. There’s a reason porn is such a
thriving industry – because sometimes watching someone else get theirs is the
best way to get off yourself.
Make your own movie.
Watching an adult film can be a good way to get in the mood, but filming one of
your own randy adventures can be even more fun – just make sure you don’t leave
it where someone else can get their naughty little hands on it.
Pick up a stranger.
For those who don’t have a significant other, taking home/going home with that
hot guy/girl across the club/bar/hotel lobby can be a very good way to be bad.
Just be careful, use protection, and make sure everyone has all their faculties
in working order. Nobody wants to be on either end of an “Oh, God, what did I
just do?!” scenario the next morning.
Risk getting caught.
Have you ever longed to get it on in a public place – bring back your teenage
years in the back seat of the car, sneak in a little “Afternoon Delight” at the
office, give your partner a little hand action while out to dinner, re-enact
that subway scene from “Risky Business”? The threat that someone might catch
you at any moment can add an extra level of thrill to an already fun time.
Document yourself in
your birthday suit. Boudoir photo shoots have become a bit of a cheesy
trend in recent years, but if you find the right photographer they can be a fun
way to boost your confidence and capture some flattering photos you can look
back at later with the proverbial “Why didn’t I realize how good I looked?”
The holiday shopping season is upon us and Black Friday
seems like a good time to share a few of our favorite things here at the Olde
Un. These are our top picks for gifts that will make your partner’s Christmas
(and yours too!) a little more fun in the best way.
Magic Wand-Amazing
Power….for if you want to soothe an aching shoulder or want a more personal
massage experience. Since the late 70s, many therapists and advisers have
specifically recommended the Magic Wand to their clients as the superior
choice, thanks to its deep, powerful and pleasure-filled vibrations. We have
the original, deluxe and unplugged versions!
Sensuelle Femme Luxe
10 Function Rabbit Massager….within the tip is a ball shaped stimulator
that has a unique 3 speed up and down motion. It has two motors and 10
functions.
Kama Sutra Honey Dust….dust
this incredibly fine powder on your lover, leaving a silky soft glow, a
delicate fragrance and an irresistible lure. Honeysuckle is our favorite flavor,
but it comes in strawberry, chocolate and raspberry as well.
Don’t forget about the Olde Un when you’re doing your
holiday shopping this year — your partner has been good all year, don’t they
deserve something naughty as a reward?
And if you need a break from too much family time as the
holiday season moves on, you can always escape to the Olde Un! We’ll be open
Christmas Eve from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Christmas Day from noon to midnight; New
Year’s Eve 7 a.m. to 2 a.m.; and New Year’s Day noon to midnight.
November is a month for giving thanks, and one of the things
we at the Olde Un are most thankful for is our loyal customer base. One way we
plan to say “Thank you” is by holding a Customer Appreciation Week, with
half-price entry to the Olde Un Theatre Nov. 13-19. Never experienced the fun
to be had in our theatre? Now’s the perfect time to try it out, with tickets
only $5 for a full week.
To help celebrate Customer Appreciation Week, we present you
with a roundup of our favorite “punny” adult movie titles:
“Star Whores”
“Romancing the Bone”
“Shaving Ryan’s Privates”
“Remember the Tight Ones”
“Diddle Her on the Roof”
“Edward Penishands”
“Sleazy Riders”
“Whorey Potter”
“Throbbin Hood”
“Forrest Hump”
“For Your Thighs Only”
“Inspect Her Gadget”
“Good Will Humping”
“The Sperminator”
“The Joy Suck Club”
Whether you enjoy a good pun, good porn, or both, come join
us for some Olde Un Fun during Customer Appreciation Week! And if you need a
break from too much family time as the holiday season moves on, don’t forget
you can escape to the Olde Un! We’ll be open Thanksgiving Day from noon to
midnight; Christmas Eve from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.; Christmas Day from noon to
midnight; New Year’s Eve 7 a.m. to 2 a.m.; and New Year’s Day noon to midnight.
Halloween is finally here, and that means candy, fun
costumes, haunted houses and a prime excuse to try to scare the bejeezus out of
your friends.
It’s also prime time for watching your favorite horror
flicks full of masked serial killers, evil vampires, hungry werewolves and
other monsters out for a bite or two. And while those films are always good for
a chill or two, they can also evoke another kind of response altogether. We
don’t know if it’s the proverbial propensity to love a bad boy (or girl, as the
case may be) even when you know they’re really not good for you, but while we
wouldn’t want to be bosom buddies with Dracula or the local witch some of those
monsters still have a certain … appeal.
We’ve rounded up a list of some of the sexiest beasts to
appear in our nightmares over the years:
Santanico Pandemonium
from “From Dusk Till Dawn”
Evil never looked so good (or danced so well). If you’re
going to die, getting sucked dry by Salma Hayek wouldn’t be such a bad way to
go, would it?
He’s not exactly eye candy when first raised back from the
dead, but we can think of a few good uses for the kind of intensity and focus
the ancient Egyptian powerhouse demonstrates. Arnold Vosloo knows how to
smolder.
Jennifer from
“Jennifer’s Body”
She may have been an evil, man-eating succubus, but with
Megan Fox in the title role, it wasn’t hard for this movie to make cannibalism
look good.
The ancient mother of all vampires may not have achieved her
goal to rule over a world dominated by women and be worshipped as a goddess,
but Aaliyah certainly looked the part.
We know, we know, another vampire. But would this list be
complete without the original? Besides, it’s not our fault Hollywood likes its
bloodsuckers to be pretty. And a little bit of Gerard Butler makes any day
better.
He’s far from the best-looking entry on this list, but
there’s something about this evil, horned guy that makes us understand how Lili
could be tempted to go over to the dark side. Maybe it’s the voice and the way
those promises roll off his silky tongue, even if you know they’re all lies.
Besides, Tim Curry can sell just about anything, even a sulky devil.
Okay, so this isn’t really a scary movie, but Gareth is the goblin king, so we say it counts.
And we totally would have taken him up on his offer to stay, ridiculous 80s
hair and all.
A certain presidential candidate has made headlines in
recent months for body shaming — even referring to a former beauty queen as
“Miss Piggy” — pointing out cellulite and extra pounds on celebrities has long
been a staple of tabloid headlines, even fashion guru Tim Gunn recently called
out designers for not being more flexible in the kind of bodies they create
clothes for.
It’s no secret that everywhere you look, there are people
telling you the way you look isn’t good enough. Whether you’re “too fat”, “too
skinny”, “too short”, “too tall”, “too dark”, “too pasty”, no matter what you
look like it seems like someone has something negative to say about it.
Here are a few tips to help you beat the haters and feel
confident and sexy:
Get a new hair cut/style:
First off, that scalp massage you get during the shampoo is a great, relaxing
mood booster and worth the cost all by itself. Second, your hair never looks as
good as it does fresh out of the stylist’s chair. For women especially, knowing
your hair looks great is a good confidence — and who doesn’t enjoy the
compliments as everyone takes in the new ’do?
Take a hint from
Victoria’s Secret: When was the last time you bought a new bra? How long
has it been since that bra has matched your underwear? Wearing a sexy new set
of satin and lace under your clothes can make you feel just as good as it
looks. It’s hard to feel bad about yourself when you know what’s hiding
underneath that cardigan. (Hint: We carry some great lingerie here at the
store, stop in and check out our selection.)
Pull your go-to “sexy
jeans” out of the closet: We all have that one sweater, pair of heels, or
little black dress that you know makes you look good. Break it out of the
closet and head to the mall to get a matching pair.
Play pretend: Who
didn’t borrow Mom’s makeup and jewelry and get dolled up in their fanciest
dress to play princess as a kid? That same idea can work now. Think of your
favorite celebrity or someone you admire and emulate their style for the
day/night. Channel your inner Eva Mendes and you can’t help but feel sultry and
desirable — and others may start to see you that way too.
Challenge yourself: Do
something that you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t because it’s a little bit
out of your comfort zone. Go skydiving, go on a cruise by yourself, get fluent
in French, take those salsa dancing lessons. Overcoming your fear and that
sense of accomplishment you’ll get will do wonders.
Get your sweat on:
Working out isn’t always fun, but it does usually result in you feeling better
about yourself, with the added bonus of doing something that is good for you.
So lace up those running shoes or pull out that yoga mat and start sweating
your way to body confidence.
Put a little pep in
your step: Even if you don’t start off feeling that great about how you
look that day, put a little swagger in your walk and eventually you won’t be
able to help but feel at least as good as your strut says you do.
Revamp your playlist:
Music is always a quick way to set the mood. Make a playlist of your favorite
feel good tunes — the ones that always make you smile, sing along, and dance
around the room. That kind of fun, happy energy is contagious, and others will
definitely notice.
Show off your assets:
Whether it’s your curves, your legs, or your eyes, we’ve all got at least one
thing about ourselves we feel is our best feature. Play it up. Wear the skirt
with the slit that lets those gorgeous gams take the spotlight, pull on that
sweater that really makes your eyes pop. If you accentuate what you feel best
about, others will focus on that too, and you can stress less about what you
consider your less-than-perfect attributes.
Take a look at what we’re bringing to Girls’ Night Out
With Debbie Simon
We issued you the invitation a couple weeks ago, but we’re going to give you a bit of a preview of what you can expect to find at our booth at the upcoming Girls Night Out at Peach Tree Event Center on Oct. 6 and the Ladies Night Out Expo at the Lodge of the Four Seasons on Nov. 3, where we’ll be selling “Desire … Fantasy and Fun.”
Have you ever wondered just how that much-touted silicone “skin” on some of the higher-end vibrators really feels? Just how much glide you can get from lubricant or how hot that arousal gel can get you? What those edible candies taste like? Grab your girlfriends and join us at Girls Night Out and Ladies Night Out to find out.
We will have some of our favorite "toys" set up on display so you can see them and feel them and understand how to use them. We will have oils and lubricants available as well some massage candles and edible candies and some women's arousal gels for women who are looking for a more stimulating experience. We will also have some light fetish things like blindfolds and handcuffs as this has really become a popular area in people's intimate lives (we’re looking at you, Fifty Shades!). We’ll have a few couples’ toys — including vibrating cock rings — that are designed specifically for couples play. Best of all, you’ll have the opportunity to take some of those products home with you when you sign up to win a box of Olde Un Fun.
Here’s a look at some of the things we’ll have for you to play with (we already talked about a couple of these back in March, this is your chance to interact with them in person):
Adam and Eve Thruster: This amazing vibrator thrusts up and down with a three-speed motor, has a unique swirl shape that holds on to lube and a seven-function, rabbit-style clit stimulator.
We-Vibe (pink): Takes couples to new heights of pleasure. Couples use it together during sex or when they're apart.
Sensuelle Pearl (purple): is one of the most revolutionary G-spot vibrators we've ever seen!
Kama Sutra's Oil of Love: A delicious, kissable body oil that offers a delicate scent and enticing warmth.
Aromatics-Sensual Massage: Made with essential oils to promote deep relaxation, this rich, emollient formula makes it a pleasure to give or receive a sensuous, full-body massage.
Remote Control Waterproof Bullet: Enjoy powerful vibrations without having to worry about messy cords and wires. Just point the remote, flip the switch, and indulge
Tickler: A fantastic invention for those teasing your partner to the point of goosebumps!
There are few things women look forward to like a night out
with the girls. It’s a chance to let your hair down, catch up on all the best
gossip and juiciest goings-on, enjoy a beverage or three and generally just
relax and spend some time with your friends.
We have two opportunities coming up for you and your gal pals to join the Olde Un for an epic time -- at Girls Night Out at Peach Tree Event Center on Oct. 6 and the Ladies Night Out Expo at the Lodge of the Four Seasons on Nov. 3.
“Dedicated to the celebration of women,” these two events give you the chance to shop,
try samples from a slew of vendors, take in demonstrations and have the chance
to win some fabulous door prizes. There will be live entertainment throughout
the event, as well as food and drinks from your favorite area eateries. The
events are a chance for “women of all ages to shop, play and be pampered,” and —
best of all — they benefits the Community Breast Care Project.
We’ll be selling Desire…Fantasy and
Fun. We’ll have some of our favorite toys on display so you and your friends
can see them, feel them and understand how to use
them. We will have oils and lubricants available as well, along with massage
candles, edible candies and women’s arousal gel for those who are looking for a
more stimulating experience. We will also have some light fetish things like
blindfolds and handcuffs as this has really become a popular area in people's
intimate lives — you can explore setting up your own 50 Shades fantasy.
We will
have some give a ways, and one lucky visitor will win a whole box of Olde Un
Fun.
Go to www.girlsnightoutcolumbia.com and www.ladiesnightoutexpo.com to RSVP ahead of time, and you
will be entered to win an exclusive spa package!
Whether you’re in a relationship or you’re all by your
lonesome, it’s always important to make sure to get in some quality alone time,
if you know what we mean (and we know you do).
We’ve talked about how sex is good for your health, and
getting in some quality masturbation time is just as important. Getting
yourself off can improve your happiness and confidence and lower your stress
levels. Even if you’re having getting it on regularly with a partner or two,
solo sexy time can be good for you and for your sex life. Here are a few
reasons why:
It makes you
responsible for your own happiness. If you’re the one making sure you
achieve orgasm it can be a reminder that you don’t have to rely on someone else
— for sexual satisfaction or just being happy with/about yourself.
It can decrease your
risk of prostate cancer. Multiple studies have shown that men who ejaculate
frequently — at least a few times a week — are less likely to get prostate
cancer.
It’s a natural pain
reliever. Orgasms increase blood flow to your brain and reproductive
organs, which helps soothe menstrual cramps and headaches.
It’s a fun stress
reliever. We’ve talked about it before when touting the benefits of sex, an
orgasm — with the flood of feel-good endorphins it releases in your body — is a
great (not to mention fun) way to relax. So the next time juggling everything
you have going on feels like it’s getting to be too much, go ahead and give
yourself a little satisfaction and buy yourself some relief.
It can help curb
cravings. On that same thread, those endorphins can help keep cravings for
comfort foods like sweets and carbohydrates at bay. Oxytocin levels can be
increased just through physical stimulation of the clitoris, vagina, cervix and
breasts, so you don’t even necessarily have to reach climax to reap those
benefits.
It can help you sleep
better. Take advantage of the relaxation getting off can bring and just
drift into a good night of sleep, which can lead to better cognitive function
and a positive mood.
It can help rev up your sex drive. We’ve
all been there — sometimes you’re just not in the mood, and sometimes it’s more
than just one night of being too tired to do anything but pass out in bed. It’s
also not uncommon to lose a little of that excitement when you’ve been with
your partner for a while. Masturbation can help put you in a sexy mood, and sometimes
both of you can benefit.
It feels good.
Really, despite all of the above, you don’t have to get any deeper than
“because I like it.”
It’s
one more reason to visit the Olde Un. You
don’t really need an excuse to come visit us — we’re always happy to see you —
but we have a full selection of products that can help your alone time a more
pleasurable experience, so come on down and let us help you have some Olde Un
Fun!
Are you having as much fun watching the games in Rio as we are?
With Debbie Simon
We’ve said it to you before — there are few things as sexy
as someone who is confident in themselves. And who is more confident in their
body and what it can do than an Olympic-caliber athlete? With that in mind, we
offer up a list of some of our favorite examples of confident sexiness as
embodied by some of our U.S. athletes competing in Rio this month:
Shake things up: The
unexpected is always sexy. Do you usually go low key with your celebrations?
Then use New Year’s Eve as an excuse to get all dolled up and spend a night on
the town. Do you spend the rest of the year partying it up? Grab your favorite
partner and snuggle up at home with a special dinner for just the two of you. 
Book a room:
Whether you plan to dance the night away at the club or spend the evening
lounging in bed, make it special by changing your location. Book yourself a
room in a swanky hotel. Order room service and then put that jetted tub to good
use!
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