Fun ways to land on Santa’s Naughty List

With Debbie Simon

Every year we’re reminded that Santa is keeping tabs on who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. While the perks of making the nice list are made pretty clear, we’re here to tell you that sometimes being naughty can be a reward in and of itself. Here are a few fun ways to land yourself on Santa’s Naughty List for all the right reasons.

 

Take in a peep show. Santa’s not the only one who likes to watch. There’s a reason porn is such a thriving industry – because sometimes watching someone else get theirs is the best way to get off yourself.

Make your own movie. Watching an adult film can be a good way to get in the mood, but filming one of your own randy adventures can be even more fun – just make sure you don’t leave it where someone else can get their naughty little hands on it.

Pick up a stranger. For those who don’t have a significant other, taking home/going home with that hot guy/girl across the club/bar/hotel lobby can be a very good way to be bad. Just be careful, use protection, and make sure everyone has all their faculties in working order. Nobody wants to be on either end of an “Oh, God, what did I just do?!” scenario the next morning.

Risk getting caught. Have you ever longed to get it on in a public place – bring back your teenage years in the back seat of the car, sneak in a little “Afternoon Delight” at the office, give your partner a little hand action while out to dinner, re-enact that subway scene from “Risky Business”? The threat that someone might catch you at any moment can add an extra level of thrill to an already fun time.

 

Document yourself in your birthday suit. Boudoir photo shoots have become a bit of a cheesy trend in recent years, but if you find the right photographer they can be a fun way to boost your confidence and capture some flattering photos you can look back at later with the proverbial “Why didn’t I realize how good I looked?”

These are all fun activities, of course, just be prepared that this could be you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUA7BPnog_0

And if you need any help being naughty, you can always come see as at the Olde Un!

Oh! And if you’re still hoping to stay on the Good List, we hope Santa brings you everything you asked for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYNermvyWO4

Or you could just hedge your bets and do a little sucking up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQUuyrVBoA